Tremor of Terror, Mega Mantis and Hurricane of Horror

Yes, I am talking about all the scary things that have happened this week. What's the worse you say? The 5.9 earthquake? Nope. That beeyotch Irene? Not at all. The huge praying mantis?!? Yup. You got it. We saw the BIGGEST praying mantis this week at Home Depot and it scared the bleep outta me! Why do people think those things are cute? Or harmless? Have you seen how they look at you?!?

Ahhhh!!!! Run away!!!

Ok, so I know we haven't gone through the worst of the hurricane but nothing has happened besides constant rain. We even went out to dinner tonight. Thats how NOT bad it is.


We will see what I will be saying tomorrow though :)
Oh and since you are reading this, you deserve a treat. Here is a completely idiotic statement I said today that I am only sharing with YOU! Enjoy.


(While talking about hurricane names with my sis-sis) "What's the name of the hurricane that hit Katrina?"

Seriously? I said that? Yes, yes I did. I blame it on the rain (sing Milli Vanilli)

And because I love you, here is another jem:

"If Brandon came up here and heard that we were listening to Creed, we would be dead".

 Peace, love and uneventful hurricanes.

Empty Promises

Remember how I told you all I would finally blog about my amazing summer? Yeah. That hasn't happend and I fear it won't be for awhile. Which makes me sad because I want to share it so badly with you all!


Sorry but you will have to wait. Until then, take a gander at my schedule from yesterday:

Woke up
Worked on the house
Went to Red Lobster for lunch with sissy (that was part of my bday present)
Went shopping at a mall (and didn't get our butts slashed)
Got awesome clothes from H&M
Dyed hair
Cut hair
Watched HP on ABC Family
Went to bed

If this is what it is going to be like having Shilo around then my life is set.

Peace, love and box cutters.